Thursday, June 5, 2008

Abstinence Sweats? Isn't That Redundant?

Those wonderful people at your local K-(Why hasn't this company gone bankrupt yet)Mart have started carrying a wonderful line of Abstinence Sweats for girls. Because nothing says "stay away from sex" better than writing it on the ass of a teenage girl! Here's what they have to say about the product:

These athletic pants boldly proclaim just where she stands by pointing out that "True Love Waits" in a large screen print on the front and back of these pants.
  • Drawstring waist
  • Bold abstinence screen print
  • Elastic cuffs. Cotton/Polyester blend
  • Machine washable
  • Imported

Bold.... Abstinence... Screenprint. I never thought I would read those words together.
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2 comments:

Mike Nak said...

Check out the Piper & Blue Blog:
Piper & Blue Blog!

Showing off your backside (ASS) isn't that the work of the devil? Check out the pants entry for more ways to show off your backside (ASS)!

June 5, 2008 at 2:02 PM
Pat said...

I want to have sex with a girl wearing those pants just for the amazing irony

June 10, 2008 at 10:14 PM

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