Thursday, June 5, 2008

Abstinence Sweats? Isn't That Redundant?

Those wonderful people at your local K-(Why hasn't this company gone bankrupt yet)Mart have started carrying a wonderful line of Abstinence Sweats for girls. Because nothing says "stay away from sex" better than writing it on the ass of a teenage girl! Here's what they have to say about the product:

These athletic pants boldly proclaim just where she stands by pointing out that "True Love Waits" in a large screen print on the front and back of these pants.
  • Drawstring waist
  • Bold abstinence screen print
  • Elastic cuffs. Cotton/Polyester blend
  • Machine washable
  • Imported

Bold.... Abstinence... Screenprint. I never thought I would read those words together.

2 comments:

Mike said...

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Showing off your backside (ASS) isn't that the work of the devil? Check out the pants entry for more ways to show off your backside (ASS)!

Pat said...

I want to have sex with a girl wearing those pants just for the amazing irony