Why?

I just found out that a movie is being ruined with a sequel. While this isn't the first time this has happened, it certainly is one of the most perplexing sequel attempts ever.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the worst idea for a sequel ever:

S.Darko

That's right, a sequel to Donnie Darko. The writer/director of the original, Richard Kelly, who can't even make another film as good as his first, has completely disowned the new travesty and swears he has no involvement. Off to a good start.

Then we find out the movie's focus is on Samantha Darko (hence the really clever title), Donnie's little sister who is now 18 in the film. How can it get better? I know! Let's add in Elizabeth Berkley! You know, Jesse from Saved By The Bell who went on to become the whore du'jour in ShowGirls? That's right, we're bringing in the talent of SHOWGIRLS.

Sorry to ruin your day.