Sunday, September 14, 2008

A Few New Fundie Quotes

A while back I posted a list of the 100 top insane things said in Fundie websites. Here's a few new ones for you:

  • I don't put my faith in science, so I don't believe the universe is what scientists say it is. The universe probably ends a few miles or so from the surface of the earth.
  • Don't you see? Satan caused that. God has been taken out of our schools, work place and other places. So, God used [the terrorist attacks of] 911 to wake us up and say, 'You need me. Come back to me.'
  • For the people who think homosexuals engage in consensual sex: they don't. They have a mental disorder (the different wiring I spoke earlier about) that prevents them from making sane judgements on who they should have sex with.
  • Having sex with someone who isn't capable of making a sound judgement on whether or not they should have sex (either through drug use, mental capacity or age) is rape nearly everywhere in the world.
  • Everything you do if you do not believe in God is a sin because you are not doing it for God
  • Bush should support the recriminalization of homosexuality. That's a much more worthy endeavor.
  • Do you actually think the FBI is going to stop looking for Muslim terrorists intending to set off suitcase nukes in order to stop me from sticking pro-morality bumper-stickers on cars belonging to faggots?
  • Adolf Hitler was a homosexual.
  • It is well know that the first Nazi in Germany were homosexuals.
  • It is also well know that homosexuality was wide spread in the Rome Empire. So the Roman soldiers who crucified Jesus were probable homosexuals.
  • I am just a messenger, I do not have to be smart. I just try to pass on the messages. Being intelligent was not on the employment application God gave me to fill out.
  • scientists hav also discovered a great square mass of matter out in space believed to be heaven.
  • Uri Geller, bends a spoon by thought only. Do you have a scientific explination for that? Can your evolution explain that? Can your theory of evolution explain how 1 man can know what the other is thinking (telepathy)?
  • The nation's foundation is the Family unit. Divorce is but one enemy of marriage and the others are the gay and lesbian lifestyle and the educational system.
  • Anything that targets children should be considered illegal like porno, pedophiles (in any profession), abuse, KKK , athiests, etc.

They just get better!

2 comments:

Mike Nak said...

Hum... contradiction.

- I don't put my faith in science, so I don't believe the universe is what scientists say it is. The universe probably ends a few miles or so from the surface of the earth.

- scientists hav also discovered a great square mass of matter out in space believed to be heaven.

Pat said...

-Anything that targets children should be considered illegal

If he does exist, praise God that someone else finally agrees with me that sunday school should be illegal