Monday, August 11, 2008

Need To Confess About Your Porn Addiction?

For all my readers (3 people), you may be wondering where I've been for the last week and a half. Church, I've been at church. Jesus is amazing and I love him and he loves me and we're going to be sooooo happy together when I die.

To be honest, I felt kind of lack-luster when no one responded to my post about the creepy and insidious Australian church. OH WELL!

Here's one for you:

The XXX Church, while originally getting my hopes up, turns out to be just an ordinary church with a focus on "rescuing" people from porn. Check here to confess!

Isn't porn what the internet is FOR? I mean, yeah the internet is great for communicating and all that, but isn't porn one of the original guiding forces that expanded the success of the internet? Let's be honest here. Statistics show that Porn is the top reason people are online anyway. If you think about it, odds are that the people going to confess JUST MASTURBATED ON THE NET. Downtrodden and ready to slide their sticky mouse to the "Save Me" box and click away the sin of chicks with dicks and donkey shows. (While I've never actually witnessed either of these things, I find the poetic alliteration involved delightful... and I accidentally saw a chicks with dicks...thing unwittingly and it ruined my day. RUINED.)

So click away the sin, but realize all you're really doing is relieving the guilt.

4 comments:

Mike aka MonolithTMA said...

Dude! Don't be so hard on yourself! You must have at least four readers!

Ray said...

Thanks, Mike. You're right! Although 4 is on the cusp of failure, I'm triumphantly better than all the 3-person-blogs! Yay for me!Yay for Blogs! Oh, and I noticed you wrote that Shadow of the Colossus was awesome and I agree, Yay for Shadow of the Colossus!

Mike aka MonolithTMA said...

Shadow of the Colossus is a game that keeps calling to me even though I've beaten it a couple of times and have played it for hundreds of hours. Whatever game it's creators, Team Ico, create for the PS3 may be the game that makes me buy a PS3. I keep checking the wiki, but no news since January.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Team_ICO

I haven't been playing too many games recently. I've been too busy reading and having discussions on the internet.

Mike aka MonolithTMA said...

Hmmm...just found this:

http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=194535

Looks like it's going to be a longer wait than I thought. Oh well, that will just make the PS3 cheaper.